Akira Rabelais

Mr. Rabelais intends to create a new social class. The rest of us will be forced into serving as their sycophants. He decries or dismisses capitalism, technology, industrialization, and systems of government borne of Enlightenment ideas about the dignity and freedom of human beings. These are the things that Mr. Rabelais fears because they are wedded to individual initiative and responsibility. The ability to artistically arrange words in an amusing manner does not qualify someone to be the leading social voice of a country. Let's remember that.

Whether or not you realize this, Mr. Rabelais is on a crusade to get people to use the word “unextinguishableness” instead of “blepharosphincterectomy”. You've no doubt noticed that this substitution makes no sense. Mr. Rabelais is merely engaging in wordplay in an effort to deflect attention from his extirpating the things that I, speaking as someone who is not a spineless Hun, unmistakably cherish.