Lance The Comedian

From Prison to Punchlines — and Everything in Between!

I didn’t just stumble into comedy; I was shoved onto the stage by my mom, who figured it was either that or another relapse and another trip to prison.

With a rap sheet longer than my setlist (two stints behind bars and more school transfers than I can count), I’ve learned to turn my biggest screwups into my best punchlines. I shed light on addiction, recovery, and the chaos in between — finding humor in the darkest corners where most people would rather not look.

These days, I’m clean, I’m raising my daughter, and I’m using comedy to prove that redemption can be hilarious. My goal isn’t just to make people laugh — it’s to remind them that no matter how far you’ve fallen, you can still get back up… and maybe even get a standing ovation.

So whether you’re here for laughs, lessons, or just a wild story about prison, parenting, or past mistakes — I’m your guy.